December 2011
Now that Katy and Russell are over...
billytheguitarist:
me: i really can't stay
my laptop:
me: i've got to go away
my laptop:
me: this evening has been
my laptop:
me: so very nice
my laptop:
me: my mother will start to worry
my laptop:
me: my father will be pacing the floor
my laptop:
me: so really i'd better scurry
my laptop:
me: well maybe just a half a post more
Astronomical Horoscopes: Leo Weekly Horoscope →
astronomicalhoroscopes:
You may be feeling that you’ve let people down or not lived up to expectations. This is probably because you have let people down and haven’t lived up to expectations. Well if your sign’s ruler, the sun, doesn’t live up to expectations, crops fail and people die. Good, hard working people. And…
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very tired
very desperately need to sleep make vlog instead
Preacher: Follow Jesus!
Me: Does Jesus follow back?
Preacher: ...
Me: ...
Preacher: ...
Me: Follow4Follow?
watching The O'Reilly Factor - I feel so dirty
it’s a guilty pleasure
Hannah Montana: Nobody's perf-
Daniel Radcliffe: Ahem.
Rupert Grint: Hey.
Emma Watson: Hi.
Evanna Lynch: Lovely weather we're having.
Matthew Lewis: What's up, guys?
Bonnie Wright: Hello.
Tom Felton: Booyah.
James and Oliver Phelps: Did somebody call us?
Alan Rickman: Good day.
J.K. Rowling: LOL.
Told my boyfriend about Drop Bears today.
chemi-cat:
He completely believed me. Vicious neck tearing claws and all.
the student has become the master
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
Jon Huntsman: When you make comments that fly in the face of what 98 out of 100 climate scientists have said, when you call into question the science of evolution...All I'm saying is that in order for the Republican party to win, we can't run from science.
I threw up on the lanyard from a youth conference...
kate-literally:
If that isn’t a commentary on my life, I don’t know what is
boygrace:
fckmainstream:
people who think that living in Brisbane is like living in LA and get hells excited and just shit themselves over their awesome Brisbane-ness. kill yourself.
‘omg i can’t even find a starbucks in townsville’. /end of the world. totally. >_>
I…
I like it. I really like that city. I’m sorry I really like living in it?
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I would say you’re adopted but who would adopt you?